Scott Adams

Elon Musk offers to buy Twitter, Ukraine takes out Russia’s biggest ship, and more.

Let’s talk about unverified chemical attacks, Twitter censorship, and more red meat

Today I’m going to blow your mind with a whiteboard presentation that will fix all of your problems without fixing any of your problems

Start off the week right with the simultaneous sip and some unusual takes on the news.

Today I will teach you how to persuade Putin. Also how to cure your laziness if you have any. This will be mind-blowing.

Today I will take your brain on a mushroom trip without any mushrooms whatsoever. You won’t want to miss this one.

Today I will give you the most useful definition of evil you have ever seen and I might help you define what a woman is too. But those two topics are not related, you sexist.

Today’s sip will be glorious. I will take you from politics to the simulation to artificial intelligence and back.

Now we know two elections were rigged by a combination of the media, intelligence agencies, and Democrats. And Trump still managed to win one of them. Looks more fun on the Twitter and Elon Musk situation

Let’s talk about Elon Musk changing Twitter. Russian atrocities. And more stories exactly like that.

Elon Musk buys 10% of Twitter and let’s see if we can find all the bullshit in the news today

There wasn’t any real news yesterday so we’ll talk about the fake stuff

My conversation with a woke person and how that went. Let’s talk about all the fake news.

Happy April fools day. Let’s have coffee and talk.

Gratuitous swaddling wild mocking the fake news and propaganda we call reality.

I tell you my idea for fixing fake news while talking about all of the fake news. Just for fun, Trump is being Trump again.

Let’s talk about the ruble, rubble, aliens, hole-in-one, Hunter, carbon removal, slapstick, peace deals add more.

Will Smith makes the Oscars watchable again. He had a bunch of lies about Ukraine, as usual.

I give you my prediction about how magic mushrooms will allow America to dominate China and the coming century. Also some bullshit about Ukraine that I don’t believe and some stuff about Sean Penn that is funny just because a Sean Penn.

Today will be one of the most awesome coffees with Scott Adams of all time. Because the news is all interesting today. Come join us.

Let me tell you the story of my heroic escape in the most manly of manly fashions. I mean escape from a building. I know what you’re thinking.

Lots of news about all the stuff that we talk about in the news that is new and probably fake.

Today there is good news and bad news. I assume none of it is real. Are you tired of talking about Russia?

The news is weird today; lots of strange little stories. Come have some fun

I’ll tell you how to make a peace deal in Ukraine, give you proof we live in the simulation, and I’ll talk about TikTok manipulation.

Fake news, fertilizer, and other bullshit that is entertaining today. Don’t miss it.

More fake news that is real news and real news that is fake news because all the news is fake. Also, Hunter’s laptop.

Get in here now

Russia already lost the war. I’ll explain. And what about my challenge to Russia’s foreign diplomat Lavrov to fight me.

Puden’s health, the next governor of California, and Zielinski’s persuasion

Let’s talk about the nature of reality and how that relates to everything today

In case you haven’t noticed, it no longer matters what your argument is. Now it only matters how much we hated you before you opened up your mouth.

Let’s talk about camels attacking humans, tiny homes for the homeless, and I hear something is happening in Ukraine.

Come join me in the man cave for all the things that men do in a cave.

Nothing but fake news and propaganda again today, but we’ll have some fun with it.

Let’s talk about how Ukraine and Russia can make a deal.

Everything we are hearing from Ukraine is fake news and propaganda. I’ll help you sort it out. Plus other fun stuff.